4.07.2006

FCC EULOGY

i wrote this for a friend last night as a favor. He read it on his radio show last night as a Fuck you. :) hope you enjoy it as much as they did.


Dearly beloved,
I am sorry for the death of fcc. He was hated by all. If only we hadn’t effed him up the other night when he caught us breaking those wonderful rules of his. His amazing sense of humor shut us all up and his sweet nature allowed us all to become zombies of the air waves. We have all enjoyed watching our words and when we forget about those wonderful rules, we are all punished by the famous bleep. I am happy to say we have done away with this wonderful amazing person and he will not be missed.
We are free to say what we want again.

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